Santa delivers gifts to all the children of the world in a single night, defeating all laws of logistics in the process.
Jesus exonerated us from the transgressions we committed against his father... who was actually him...
Santa has an army of elves that make toys for all the children of the earth (and they work for free nontheless).
Jesus's crypt was visited by an angel... or two angels... or a man... or two men... oh wait the bible never contradicts.
Santa has a flying sleigh
Jesus walked on water
Santa is completely selfless
Jesus was completely selfless
Santa eats milk and cookies
Jesus fed an army with a single loaf of bread
now let me ask you
do you believe in Santa?
Sunday, December 21, 2008
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Santa's the bearer of gifts thru toys; Jesus' the freer of Jews and Goys by awakening their conscience that every God arose to ensnare the foolish through permission-led prose.
And all Santa's gifts are shallow deceit, the other revealed wisdom only you can complete. One bestows favours, the other stood back; if life's your own - why'd you rather be Jack?
Reindeers raise up Santa's gift-replenishing Sleigh, Jesus lifted up the Man of his Day; and because Santas' presents are gender prone, later Jesus reminded 'your mind is your own'.
Santa lives hidden in a Neverland Grotto, and yes Churches too worship Christ The Lotto, but all you have to do is read, sense and see that Jesus taught no magic or Marxist philosophy.
That everyone has their inner child to be, never to curse or resent reality. Where forgiveness is the greatest cure, of bitterness and of feeling poor.
So returning to those what they had lost, is the desired gift beyond all cost, and to compare then a Jesus to your Santa Claws, you once held four Aces, why'd you exchange yours?
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