Santa

Santa delivers gifts to all the children of the world in a single night, defeating all laws of logistics in the process.
Jesus exonerated us from the transgressions we committed against his father... who was actually him...
Santa has an army of elves that make toys for all the children of the earth (and they work for free nontheless).
Jesus's crypt was visited by an angel... or two angels... or a man... or two men... oh wait the bible never contradicts.
Santa has a flying sleigh
Jesus walked on water
Santa is completely selfless
Jesus was completely selfless
Santa eats milk and cookies
Jesus fed an army with a single loaf of bread

now let me ask you
do you believe in Santa?

Mumbai

If the Human race is ever to be extinguished in a nuclear fireball

I think a muslim will start it.

My sympathies for the lives lost recently in Mumbai India